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| Annoyed. Confused. Sad. Doubting. Worrying. Upset. VERY ANNOYED. | | |
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HAHAHA I heard this from traffic school which was kinda random but very funny!
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"A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A
huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all
eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral... I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted."
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Know what I hate the most? People who accuse me of telling them "something" when in reality I told them nothing.
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To My Cunning Friend:
I'm not only angry at the fact that you falsely accuse me, but how you
run to *ahem* with your stupid, fabricated story, making me the
dishonest person. Funny thing is that I don't recall seeing you or
talking to you for that pass 3+ months. WHAT A BITCH!!!! OoO you know
who you are. Just to let you know that WE know who is the deceitful
little liar. Thanks to you, I know not to share any ounce of my
happiness or sorrow with you!!! Since you so good at making up stories
and tell lies, you should write a novel instead of sitting at home
picking your nose!!!!
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Note: Sometimes it is better to trust the words of a stranger than someone whom you known for years.
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